A person who recites the sayings from coffee cups and acts like they have figured out the meaning of life
by Livinthelife May 31, 2015
Get the Coffee cup philosopher mug.An individual unable to come up with an original thought that wants to say something profound, but doesn't even know what profound means!!! So they surf the web for famous philosophers to plagiarize in an attempt to sound more intelligent, illuminated, and enlightened. The only people impressed by this are their other illiterate, backwoods, toothless, hillbilly friends that think dental floss is used to sabiki bait fish.
Jill -Reading her facebook news feed wants to say something philosophical so she quotes Buddha by saying - "All that we are is the result of what we have thought"
Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
by Pixstyx June 23, 2011
Get the Facebook Philosopher mug.People who think the know everything on youtube. And to prove their knowledge, they fight with fifteen year old teens on video comments. Most of the time these comments have nothing to do with the video and end up being about how America is better then England or vice verso.
Video on: Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang)
Teen: haha, having sex like an animal
Youtube Philosopher: @Teen. People actually do that sir.
Teen: @Philosopher, yeah like your mom.
*Continues for pages*
Teen: haha, having sex like an animal
Youtube Philosopher: @Teen. People actually do that sir.
Teen: @Philosopher, yeah like your mom.
*Continues for pages*
by loading.thursday February 10, 2010
Get the Youtube Philosopher mug.1. Derived from "Philosipher" as someone who has devoted their life to uncovering the mysteries of the hit show, Lost.
2. Someone who knows way too much about Lost.
3. A man of great knowledge pertaining to the subject of ABC's hit show, Lost.
2. Someone who knows way too much about Lost.
3. A man of great knowledge pertaining to the subject of ABC's hit show, Lost.
by Darius The King of Persia May 24, 2010
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Get the philosopher stoned mug.Person who is is knowledgeable but casual about philosophical or existential ideas. Unlike an academic philosopher, an armchair philosopher deals with subjective experiences, opinions, and personal issues. They refer to theories and ideas but do not emphasize or prioritize them; they use big ideas to discuss real time questions.
I had a great conversation with Lydia about my commitment issues, she helped me see my problem in a new light. I guess she is an armchair philosopher.
by bittTTT September 15, 2016
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the mental feeling of being exhausted because of staying up for countless hours debating things of philosophical nature.
the mental feeling of being exhausted because of staying up for countless hours debating things of philosophical nature.
John and sally and I stayed up all night talking about the meaning of life. by the end of the night I was philosophried!
by ralfyrules February 20, 2009
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