One who believes in philosophellatio, which states that every man must have a woman suck his dick at least once in his lifetime.
Scholarly philosophellatians from the 18th century were persecuted for their beliefs; despite this persecution, the philosophellatians have managed to publish texts explaining their views on the matter of philosophellatio.
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philotheis are so cute and pretty. they are greek goddesses. they are so smart and ugly and annoying but sometimes they are ok if you get to know them but usually this doesnt turn out well and you end up hating them after a few years.
boy; Philothei is pretty lets go talk to her
girl; no shes a total bitch and super weird run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
girl; no shes a total bitch and super weird run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by RaySyrne December 4, 2017
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Mom: How was school today, sweetie?
Jane: Okay, I guess. Sarah and me were talking about becoming Philotherians?
Mom: Oh yeah? What's that, sweetie?
Jane: Well, Sarah said she saw Rachel spitting on Mrs Jones' cat. I think that's really evil. Rachel's a bitch. She comes to school dressed like a prostitute and she's got the boys running around after her. Boys are pathetic.
Mom: Not all of them, sweetie. Your father was a lovely boy at your age.
Jane: Shut up,, mom. I'm not talking about dad. He's like really old. Boys were different back then.
Mom: I'm sorry, sweetie.
Jane: Well, anyways, mohhhhm, a Philotherian is an animal lover and we want to stick up for animal welfare issues.
Mom: That's because you're a beautiful young woman, sweetie.
Jane: Thanks mom.
Jane: Okay, I guess. Sarah and me were talking about becoming Philotherians?
Mom: Oh yeah? What's that, sweetie?
Jane: Well, Sarah said she saw Rachel spitting on Mrs Jones' cat. I think that's really evil. Rachel's a bitch. She comes to school dressed like a prostitute and she's got the boys running around after her. Boys are pathetic.
Mom: Not all of them, sweetie. Your father was a lovely boy at your age.
Jane: Shut up,, mom. I'm not talking about dad. He's like really old. Boys were different back then.
Mom: I'm sorry, sweetie.
Jane: Well, anyways, mohhhhm, a Philotherian is an animal lover and we want to stick up for animal welfare issues.
Mom: That's because you're a beautiful young woman, sweetie.
Jane: Thanks mom.
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