Facebook-a-phile

A person who stalks underaged boys or girls exclusively through Facebook.

You know Mike? Total Facebook-a-phile. Has nothing but underaged girls on his friends list.

by JohnQDom August 20, 2011

pet-o-phile

people who have sex with their pets

someone who rapes their cat or dog etc. is a pet-o-phile

by kill pedaphiles December 8, 2003

pet o necro zooba phile

a person who likes shaging young dead animals

your a pet o necro zooba phile

by disciple of chuck June 7, 2005

P D phile

a P D phile is a creature that lurks in the highschools and has sex with 11 yearolds... unlike a pedephile a P D phile is under 18, this way the P D phile can only be charged with Statutory rape, instead of full blown rape.

highschool student 1: did you see that P D phile at the party, it was trying to pray on that 13 year old

highschool student 2: i know... that shit is scary

by the anal king April 1, 2010

Pseudo-phile

Someone who pretends to be a type of phile, a sexual pervert, like a zoophile, a necrophile, a dildophile.

Apple Dave: Oh yeah, I like to sh** cheese!
Cloud: So do I!
Apple Dave: You're under arrest for wanting to do it with cheese!
Cloud: You pseudo-phile!
Apple Dave: Oh D*** Sprouts to you!

by Poorly Maintained Cannon September 7, 2005

Dad-o-phile

A girl who spends time with her dad or other peoples fathers when she should be with her friends.

You: Hey guuuuuuuuuurl, what you doing today?
Brogan Cooney: Im hanging out with my dad, i cant come out, SOZ.
You: WTF? With your dad? Again?
Brogan Cooney: Yeah and your dad's coming too.
You: Your a little dad whore.
Brogan Cooney: No, just a bit of a Dad-o-phile, preying on innocent dads.

by Billie Jean? July 14, 2009

Poke-Phile

Somone who plays Pok'e'mon-Go to kidnap kids.

*news cast sound* Today Poke-Phile, 40yr old men using Pok'e'mon-go to kidnap kids *news sound*

by UnicornBoomMc December 18, 2017