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peaquake

when you take the lid off a tv dinner and the peas have rolled into every compartment, undermining the integrity of compartmentalization by peaquake. happens as a result of 'plates' shifting. the same occurance can be observed with corn, but due to their unspherical form and tectonic characteristic the corns are rarely as globalized throughout the tray.
oh great. peaquake. there are peas in my apple compote. there are peas in my macaroni. there are peas in my brownie sponge. fucking peas.
by ThUnDa-BeAtzZ August 30, 2011
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Phagurt

A Phagurt is a person, usually male, who dresses somewhat Gay-like but claims to be straight.
My friend Jorge dressed very gay and fruity, I know he is straight but I'm sure he is a phagurt.
by BurnedRose May 31, 2013
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phanukkah

When your phone is at 1% and manages to last the entire car ride home.

A modern day religious experience, whoever you are with must shower you with gifts, one for every song your phone manages to get through.
"Dude on our way back from the concert my phone pulled a phanukkah. The little bastard lasted for eight songs even though it only had 1% battery."
by bostoncalling March 26, 2017
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phuqueue

Phuqueue can be used in chat rooms to deal with rude pizza-faced types who have no lives.
by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008
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Phuque

Dude 1: Hi, what's your name?
Dude 2: Phuque.

Dude 1: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, BRO!!!
Dude 2: No, that's my name. I'm Thai.
by The Best UD User May 21, 2017
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phoque

The origin of the phrase "Pardon my French" because of its odd sounding pronounciation. Phoque-prounced Fhawk, means seal in French. The pronounciation sounds like a similar word used by today's kids and therefore when asking for forgiveness after a bad word is said, the statement "Pardon my French" can be used to alleviate the tension.
Man: "Phoque you"
Girl "How dare you?"
Man: "Ooops, pardon my French. I meant seal."
by David the Hispanic May 5, 2006
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phadunk

Slapping someone on the top of their head with one's excited penis.
I nearly knocked her out when i phadunked her!
by Paddy P June 11, 2004
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