Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.
”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”
by LoydMongo January 9, 2019
Get the Phil Collins (drink) mug.When a "straight" man has anal sex with a gay man under the pretense that it is his first time. (see Jim the Nickel) However, is very experienced in the act.
Harold went home with that guy last night becaue he thought he was getting to Jim the Nickel but found out he ended up with Phil the Half Dollar.
by The Definition Geek November 15, 2011
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Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.
Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...
by Miss.SoftAndNeatClique April 11, 2017
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Get the dan-and-phil mug.A couple that has a skinny love but act as only friends. They spend a lot of time together and you rarely see one without the other. It is a relationship formed by chance and because of this many people ask "are you dating" and the answer will always be "no". The couple that isn't a couple but might as well be one
Person 1: "Wow, those two are close. Are they dating?"
Person 2: *sadly* "No... there like the dan and phil of the school"
Person 2: *sadly* "No... there like the dan and phil of the school"
by yes.i.am.phan.trash April 2, 2016
Get the dan and phil mug.Dr.Phil is a sexy 69 year old man, born on September 1, 1950. This year (2020) he is turning 70 year old. Which is extremely sad, but he will forever be 69 in our hearts. He has a nice, shiny bald head that I bet he moisturises everyday, explaining why it looks so damn good all the time, and a super sexy moustache. Anybody who doesn't worship this king is absolutely sick, and they will need to seek help immediately. I bet he smells really good, too.
Person 1: Is that Dr.Phil
Person 2: Of course it is, who else would it be?
Person 1: You have a point. I just want to caress his bald head so much
Person 2: So do I, imagine how soft it would be.
Person 1: It would be my dream. Have you seen him holding a knife?
Person 2: Yes, who do you think I am? The knife was so sharp and thick. It would make my dream come true if i could hold that very knife.
Person 2: Of course it is, who else would it be?
Person 1: You have a point. I just want to caress his bald head so much
Person 2: So do I, imagine how soft it would be.
Person 1: It would be my dream. Have you seen him holding a knife?
Person 2: Yes, who do you think I am? The knife was so sharp and thick. It would make my dream come true if i could hold that very knife.
by daddyphilcult August 12, 2020
Get the Dr.Phil mug.Dan and Phil are the youtuber duet of Dan Howell and Phil Lester.Their ship name is phan, and they are often romantically shipped. No one thinks of one without the other. They also have gaming channel together called DanAndPhilGAMES.
by britishyoutubersarelife January 5, 2016
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