Palin Moment

The moment you realize you don't know anything about a particular topic that's been brought up.

Friend: Yo dude, you heard about Marco? Whaddya think?

You having Palin Moment: ??????


Teacher: What was the purpose of the Edict of Nantes? Joe, you haven't had your hand up in while.

Joe having Palin Moment: ????????

Katie Couric: "Can you give any specific examples in McCain's 26 years of pushing for more regulation."

Sarah Palin having Palin Moment: ?????????

by Bilberry January 13, 2009

palin

1) An agressive, yet dim witted, mammal which reacts with uninformed vitriol to incite other palins to attack.

2) A dwindling, but not quite extinct, hateful and fearful mindset usually found in uneducated rednecks and goatropers in the Southeast and Southwest USA.

Watch out, those palins over there, while retarded are easily provoked.

Watch out Daryl and Evelyn are holding signs with racial slurs. I thing they've got the palin.

by TennisBum February 4, 2010

Palinese

A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."

Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)

If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Pulling A Palin

The act of cheating by writing the answers on your hand. Usually resulting in being caught.

A: He got caught.

B: Yeah, that's what I heard. Heard he was pulling a palin.

A: Word. He got ripped apart for it.

by ***THE BOSS*** February 8, 2010

Palin

A mistake of colossal proportions.

McCain really pulled a Palin with his VP pick.

by ggallinisgod October 21, 2008

Palin Patriots

Palin Patriots is another word for Tea Party Patriots. Basically these are the sheep that follow Sarah Palin and the radical anti-government group known as the Tea Party. Obviously these wingnuts do not understand the meaning of "patriot."

These people blame President Obama for the disaster caused by George W Bush and are upset by the drastic steps Obama has taken to repair our devastated economy.
They seem to be opposed to anything Democrats do and have no concept of rational thought!

The Palin Patriots complain about taxes and goverment spending during the Obama Adminstration, however they were silent while the Bush Administration was creating record deficits!

by Charles_U_Farley August 29, 2010

Palin Teleprompter

The palm of your hand. As in, the place to write down the main points you want to hit in a speech or an interview, if you're too dumb to remember them.

Pioneered by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin during her creampuff interview at the Tea Party Convention in Nashville on February 6, 2010.

I knew the interviewer would ask me what my core principles were, but I couldn't remember them because I'm a complete moron, so I wrote them on my Palin Teleprompter and discretely checked them during the interview. I'm sure no one noticed!

by Thrilla_From_Wasilla February 7, 2010