Peyton Manning

a very good QB for the Colts. Many people on here say he's a choker, but its the team that chokes. Tom Brady appears to be better because he has a better team, when in reality, Manning and Brady have equal talent. People who hate on him for his commercials are just jealous because their QB doesn't get asked to do commercials. Manning still has a Superbowl win in him, probably more.
Peyton Manning is a beast. Some people are just so jealous. It makes me sad for them.
by lAcEyIsCoOl August 08, 2011
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1) NFL Quarterback that often chokes in the playoffs. Some losers think he is better than Brady who has been very successful in the playoffs.
2) cocksucker
3) fag
Doesn't that cock-sucking fag look like manning.. wait, he is Peyton Manning!!
by bradyrules January 19, 2010
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To put one's balls and genitals on a females face when she is unsuspecting.
John, Peyton Manninged the new trainer when she was taping his ankle.
by Florida1234 February 14, 2016
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A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.
Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.
by pacman jones32 November 07, 2010
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Peyton Manning is the GOAT
by ManningFan August 03, 2018
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The act of damaging your vertabrae while performing oral stimulation upon yourself.
Tony got stuck in the shape of a pretzel while peyton manning his cock. He had to seek medical attention for a herniated disc in his neck.
by tony from the lido September 26, 2011
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Surprising someone by pulling down your shorts and sitting on their face.
"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."
by Darth Wingender December 02, 2015
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