peyton manning 

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.

Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning

peyton manning by G-Rad January 16, 2008

Peyton Manning 

A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.

Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.

Peyton Manning by pacman jones32 November 8, 2010

peyton manning 

bitch

Peyton manning throws the ball away like a fucking pussy...

peyton manning by BradyisGod October 16, 2008

Peyton Manning 

Greatest Quarterback of all Time

Peyton Manning is the GOAT

Peyton Manning by ManningFan August 2, 2018

Peyton Manning 

The act of damaging your vertabrae while performing oral stimulation upon yourself.

Tony got stuck in the shape of a pretzel while peyton manning his cock. He had to seek medical attention for a herniated disc in his neck.

Peyton Manning by tony from the lido September 26, 2011

Peyton Manning 

Surprising someone by pulling down your shorts and sitting on their face.

"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."

Peyton Manning by Darth Wingender March 7, 2016

Peyton Manning 

A man, no god, who is basically jesus. he banged 50694 girls at a time and has tom brady on speed dial for butt raping. Peyton Manning did your mom. Yes you. YES, YOU, YOUR MOM AND PEYTON MANNING DID IT.

You:Hey did you see peyton MANNING play?

Your Mom: he did me!

Peyton Manning by Nick the greatest man aliiive. March 21, 2008