A selfie... of the penis.
Usually used during a hard flirt, in hot videochat, in stalking, cyberstalking or a prank
Usually used during a hard flirt, in hot videochat, in stalking, cyberstalking or a prank
"Look how's hot this chick, i'll send her a penfie "
"hey why so blue?; Oh shut up! ...my stalker sent a penfie on my mom's phone!"
" honey im so horny... i miss you... pls send me a penfie "
"hey why so blue?; Oh shut up! ...my stalker sent a penfie on my mom's phone!"
" honey im so horny... i miss you... pls send me a penfie "
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During the act of vaginal Intercourse , the man presses the woman’s butt checks together as to create a squirming effect, as soon as the woman does this he penetrates her as if you would hold down a led pencil to push push the led in from the top (also works with 2 men also)
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Get the Pensibe mug.the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.
Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."
Stan: "Eek, a penis!"
Stan: "Eek, a penis!"
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Get the Pension Leeches mug.The much thicker pencils often used in the first few years of education (kindergarten to grade 3 or so). They are easier to grasp for youngsters learning to write. However, many niggers use these well into adulthood as they often have trouble properly grasping a regular pencil.
Grade 8 student: teacher, why is Lashaniqua using that big blue pencil? I haven't used that since I was in grade 3.
Teacher: Lashaniqua has been in grade 8 for 3 years now. She is 16. She cannot grasp a regular pencil, as her fine motor skills are quite bad. We call these thick pencils "nigger pencils" because almost every nigger in this school needs them.
Grade 8 student: Could that have something to do with her mother being a crack whore?
Teacher: probably, but most niggers are really stupid and have trouble with many basic functions.
Teacher: Lashaniqua has been in grade 8 for 3 years now. She is 16. She cannot grasp a regular pencil, as her fine motor skills are quite bad. We call these thick pencils "nigger pencils" because almost every nigger in this school needs them.
Grade 8 student: Could that have something to do with her mother being a crack whore?
Teacher: probably, but most niggers are really stupid and have trouble with many basic functions.
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