Paul

The guru of mystery. Enjoys family trips to places like the zoo and time spent with the fambam. Usually tall and studly, with brown hair and eyes like a fox. Drives whoever needs a ride home. Meets freshmen at football games and silently enjoys their presence. Is the life of many parties. Gets creeped on extremely frequently by girls he doesn't know too incredibly well. Probably the most grand person to ever grace the face of the earth.

Girl 1: Mmmm, gurrrl? You be seein' that Paul lately?
Girl 2: OH DAYYYYUMMMM, I be lovin' that Paul.
Girl 1: Mmm, gurrl. I would let him be the guru of my mystery.
Girl 2: Yuhhh.

by thefreshmen January 02, 2010

Paul

A big pussy but overall great guy. Heavy drinker.

“Paul you dad is gay.”

- Paul “ My dads not gay!”

by Bigballzac August 18, 2019

Paul

Paul is the smartest guy alive. He makes all the chicks in town love him. He is also so handsome and tall as well. Everyone is wanting to be like him.

Have you seen Paul? He is so wonderful.
Where have all the chicks gone? With Paul, of course

by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020

a paul

Something that irritates you highly but requires a very tedious or difficult procedure to rid.

Example 1
Person 1: wow these mosquitos bites are such pauls
Person 2: ikr

Example 2
Person 1: omg why do you keep cheating off my test? you're such a paul

by YoYouKnowWhoItIs October 04, 2019

Paul

Paul = the exact definition for awesomeness.

Most clever, and witty person.

Has a good, joyful outlook on life, and will always brighten up your day!

Has bright blue eyes that make all the girls Jelaous. Very outgoing, Paul is the first person to call if your looking for a Paul.

Pauls are very generous, and caring people. Pauls, are also the most ridiculous name for a cat.

Pauls enjoy cats, and will mostly likely name it something like Paul.

One will not regret meeting a paul.

Sally: "Gahh, this guy is so boring!"

Cally: "What you need is a paul."

Sally: "Omg, I want one!"

by OmgLolomg July 02, 2011

Paul

gorgey gorgeous boy, whom we love, v.tall, beautiful eyes...

Wouldn't it be funny if we saw paul?!
OO look it's paul!
OO ER!!

by k8 n keli June 06, 2005

Paul

Better than Chris.

Chris is a lazy bum whose gained x pounds while in college. Paul actually has a future.

by megavega March 19, 2009