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Patti Mayonaise 

A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.
Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!
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Patti Goodstriker 

means to experience the very best of life by exploring new and interesting places with minimum of risk and worry. Lay back relax enjoy - life is good - enjoy each day.
Patti Goodstriker - It's like a massage where all you worries fall away and you fall asleep during the process - bliss!

Patti Big Sacks 

A girl that is gorgeous and has huge boobs!
Her tits are just out there in your face all the time!
Girl 1: Did you see that girl that just walked by?
Girl 2: Yea! She was a Patti Big Sacks!
Patti Big Sacks by Melarvelous February 5, 2012

patti babies 

It is such an encounter language u will wish to understand it, but u Noobs can’t understand it. Only Legendary Hrishi shah and his apprentices.
Patti bi*ch baby.
I love my Patti baby
Patti babies

Patti Alvarez 

Patti Alvarez favorite daughter is Amelie Marie. She loves her more then Sophia Noblett. She is a pretty chav.
Patti Alvarez is an amazing pretty chav xoxo
Patti Alvarez by idk x May 22, 2021

Patti Money 

A shitload of money, more than you could ever spend in a lifetime.
Yo that guys so rich, hes got Patti Money.
Patti Money by CoolDudeJeff July 30, 2021

Patti Hand 

The patti hand is when you wave at someone but your middle and index finger are stuck together.
Ariana waved a patti hand to greet the customers.
Patti Hand by Arianamous November 23, 2021