Patroner

When you have a boner after drinking Patron

I have a really big Patroner right now

by Barak greg cohen January 13, 2011

Patronus

The opposite of a Dementor. A Patronus is formed by an extremely happy thought. The Patronus Charm is worded like so:
EXPECTO PATRONUM
Every witch and wizard has there own different kind of Patronus— like Harry’s— his is a stag, while Hermione’s is an otter.

Luna Lovegood: Oh, look, Harry, my Patronus is a rabbit!
Harry: Good job, Luna.

by EM52 April 27, 2020

Patroned

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.

Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.

by Witness #3 February 3, 2013

Patronising retard

some who patronises the person with learning disability, in a retarded defining way

man that arsehole patronising that poor man like a patronising retard I feel so sorry for the poor man with a disability,

by jekylls new Hyde July 16, 2020

patress

Overly stressed human being

She is patress

by imeeuwu June 7, 2021

patroneheadias

A word that sounds like someone having a stroke

Guy 1: patronehedias
Guy 2: What? Are you okay? It sounds like you are having a stroke.

patroneheadias: A word that sounds like someone having a stroke

by jwhadhwhdabdhawdba September 23, 2022

patroney

Often used in freestyles, rhyming with "boney" (boner). Refers to the female genetalia.

I put the boney in the patroney

now she trynna act like she don't know me
oo yuh

by JoshTheCronk August 20, 2023