Pastatut

A way of saying prostitut using food!WARNING THIS WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD p.s don't be fucking stupid when using this otherwise you will put disgrace to this word

A fucking fag:"DUDE LOOK AT THAT PASTATUT" !!!

by Taterthot October 5, 2016

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

Pastapated

That heavy gut feeling that follows eating pasta.

Wishing you could take a crap to reduce the girth of your abdominal area, hours after eating pasta...you are "pastapated".

by Lola Rosa April 1, 2017

Pastaruery

The study (theory) of pasta and its history

I am a pastaruyan who works with pastaruery

by Thewoodspoon May 12, 2018

Pastaruery

The study (theory) of pasta and its history

I am a pastarueryan and study the theory of pastruery

by Thewoodspoon May 12, 2018