Papa Smurf

A variation of the Tony Danza / Donkey Punch. The aggressor completely covers his naked upper body in blue makeup, puts on red tights, has or wears a white beard, and then tops the look off with a red stocking cap or for better effect red elf hat. The papa smurfer then takes the pap smurfee from behind and just before reaching climax instructs the partner to "look at me and tell me who's the boss". No matter what the answer, exclaim Papa Smurf is the Boss ya smurfin bitch! and then punch him/her in the face!

Ester and I had a wonderful time at the opera house last night and then we retired to our hotel room and I papa smurfed her ass.

by Big Gman September 24, 2008

Papa Smurf

When you choke yourself till you're blue and masturbate at the same time.

"Last night i tried a papa smurf and I almost passed out, but then i came"

by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008

papa smurf

Derogatory term for a male's uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

papa smurf

Pap smir? PAPA SMURF!

Rat Dick.

by Bwian Boyke March 28, 2003

papa smurfs glizzy

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020

Pull a Papa Smurf

To commit suicide in anger

I'm gonna pull a papa smurf

by WereCat56 September 5, 2023

Papa Smurf

B.K.A. Calvin G. Carrier II, Born in Beaumont, Tx. President and CEO of Koheba Records

That boy Papa Smurf and them Kohebas was doing it big last nite

by Calvin Carrier May 13, 2006