Pamela, aka all sweetness, aka Honey.
Public service announcement, Don’t let Pam fool you. She will catch you like a minnow you are, but sadly, she doesn’t believe in “catch and release.” She will cast out the bait in the form of a quick smile or may be worse, make eye contact with you while seductively nibbling on her well-manicured nails. As soon as you take the bait, it’s all over. Her three headed fish prongs dig deep. So, so deep. Her conditioned/curled hair, ocean deep eyes, soft, honey skin (Where her named is derived from), thick as a bowl of oatmeal figure, and a butt that looks like God himself smashed together two of the most tastiest/eye appealing honey crusted hams you have ever seen will cause any man to forget Murphy’s Law on sex, his
fraternity pledge, Attraction Triangle Game Theory or any other advice on females that has been passed down since Adam himself. Be warry my friends. Pam may seem intelligent, emotionally stable, and sexy. But in the end she will destroy you! Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Spiritually.
Intellectually. Environmentally. Socially. RIP in my fallen brothers and for those of you that are dating a Pam. Good luck in your endeavor. May some entity have pity on your soul.
