A Senior highschool located in the town of Lake Oswego. It's across the lake from Lakeridge High School. They are known as the "alcohol" school while Lakeridge is the "weed" school. It's filled with a bunch of poser white faggots that get drunk and hit on chicks 4 years younger than them by getting them drunk. They are loser, try-hard shitheads who spoil the name of Lake Oswego. They come from money, so they usually drive around fancy cars they don't deserve, and then go get hammered with other white kids like themselves. The population of black people there is 0.004%
Hey welcome to Florida, where you from?
Oh, Lake Oswego High School. I transfered because they're all poser white kids who get drunk all the time blasting fake ass hip hop in they're pimped out honda civic
That sounds fucking homo
Yea it was bro, it was
Oh, Lake Oswego High School. I transfered because they're all poser white kids who get drunk all the time blasting fake ass hip hop in they're pimped out honda civic
That sounds fucking homo
Yea it was bro, it was
by comeonidontcarewhatthenameis January 5, 2011
Get the Lake Oswego High School mug.A small disgusting place in Central New York next to Lake Ontario. Full of pedophiles and perverts. Has a slum house on EVERY block. Oswego has 3 separate social castes; the natives, the nukes (those from elsewhere who work outages at the 3 nuclear power plants) and the "college people" (those from elsewhere who go to or teach at Oswego State College). Native caste includes slugs, dirtbags, Satan worshiping assholes and the goombas. Run by known criminals most of whom are goombas. Natives tend to use the words: boughten, tooken, melk (translation: milk), make-ya (who knows, it's suppose to be something in goomba possibly mingya) and wicked, in conversation. Natives also known as woodchucks and exhibit very high incidents of mental health illness. The other castes tend to avoid natives at all costs and stick to themselves. Climate is gray, dank, rainy, snowy and all around shitty.
That woodchuck from Oswego had boughten sour melk at Walmart, could've tooken it back, but it was snowing too wicked much to go. Make-ya!
by Escapee123 November 12, 2006
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A Junior High in Lake Oswego/ Lake BigEgo/ Lake NoNegro/ The Bubble. The School is all rich/stuck up ppl that think there awesome.
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You can find rich couples walking the streets on friday night decked out in fur coats and sports coats.
The teens in this town think they are the shit.
everyone shops at abercrombie and fitch and look the EXACT same. it's really quite sad. there is a group of sluts that call themselves "the fab 7". i want to hurl.
the LO PO (lake o police) have nothing better to do than pulling over teens for 'looking suspicious".
how to look like a typical LO girl:
fake tan every day
bleach your hair blonde and straighten it.
abercrombie jeans and a tight abercrombie tank of some sort. be sure to flaunt the middriff.
You can find rich couples walking the streets on friday night decked out in fur coats and sports coats.
The teens in this town think they are the shit.
everyone shops at abercrombie and fitch and look the EXACT same. it's really quite sad. there is a group of sluts that call themselves "the fab 7". i want to hurl.
the LO PO (lake o police) have nothing better to do than pulling over teens for 'looking suspicious".
how to look like a typical LO girl:
fake tan every day
bleach your hair blonde and straighten it.
abercrombie jeans and a tight abercrombie tank of some sort. be sure to flaunt the middriff.
by baybee03030330 September 17, 2008
Get the lake oswego mug.crapest school in the whole wide bunch of mean people u screwed if u go there. Coz its jus a bunch of fake people. The students there are mean n they are stuck in their own world of fakness. WORST SCHOOOLLLLLL. if u had choice pick the other other trust me or youl would seriously hate ittt
by ferah tiko April 21, 2010
Get the lake oswego highschool mug.Oswego is a small town.... nothing special... there are pot heads reserved in specific areas around town that you can easily avoid, and if you don't pay any attention to them they just swear and walk away in a squiggly line (seriously). There's a band/orchestra/chorus program that almost everyone's in and usually the concerts are... not too good. At the Oswego High School there are the standard social classes; the preps, jocks, freaks, goths, pot heads, and that all around skanks also know as the dirty kids that no one wants to even go near. The principal there cries... constantly, although it isn't true that the teachers give back weed. '09 on the last day of school there were food fights that made headline news and reptiles were let loose in the school; what could possibly have gone wrong. The mayor has said that he "wants" to fix the problems in Oswego and we all know that it's never going to happen! For example the homeless people who wander at night (very creeper). The weather sucks! Winter for 6 months, spring for 3 months where you're walking in mud constantly, and summer for maybe 2 months if you're lucky. As a positive, during the fall the college campus is beautiful and since Oswego is right on the lake the sunsets aren't too bad either, and if you're up at the lake Rudy's is a great fish/grill place. Other than that to sum everything up Oswego is the world's Shithole. Some people argue that global warming is from car emssions; nope, it's from all the pot heads in Oswego.
(college kids just ended their semester)
Kid 1: Hey what do you wanna do?
Kid 2: I dunno. Where's the best weed?
Kid 1: Get in the car
Kid2: Where are we going?
Kid 1:Oswego
Kid 1: Hey what do you wanna do?
Kid 2: I dunno. Where's the best weed?
Kid 1: Get in the car
Kid2: Where are we going?
Kid 1:Oswego
by Roseanna Johnson June 24, 2009
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Valley county, Ft. peck Rez.
Located along U.S 2 and Injun highway
Between Fraz and Dog town.
This village produces pretty stout people.
The toughest on the Hi-line.
It has one business a bar known as the Horseshoe.
There's a dump that get's alot of business
turd burglers from Dog town come out and sneak in some trash causing a ruckus with the Oswegans.
The Community Hall or
"O-dome" is used for pow-wows, weddings and bingo.
Oswego has been burnt down 3 time's
The most recent victim was the famous grain elevator
Known for spicy pigeons and a welcoming gaze
There is still a warm feeling as you pass by the foundation.
Attractions include racing the train, mooning Amtrack passengers other attractions are hawk sized mosquitoes, cows, deer fences and the 'Canal'. This state of the art swimming hole has not one, but two bridges
One is a foot bridge to jump
Olympians train here in the Montana summers. The bigger bridge is used to transport moonshine. Visitors from Fraz to
stab city come to crack a cold one with the boys.
Traffic is light occasional tractor or trains but that's the plus side to having an underpass only accessable in summer months do to flooding
This little town will someday be booming again maybe a security guard for the dumps, maybe a taller elevator hell maybe even another bridge.
Ain't nothin Hotter than an Otter
OSWEGO OTTERS
Valley county, Ft. peck Rez.
Located along U.S 2 and Injun highway
Between Fraz and Dog town.
This village produces pretty stout people.
The toughest on the Hi-line.
It has one business a bar known as the Horseshoe.
There's a dump that get's alot of business
turd burglers from Dog town come out and sneak in some trash causing a ruckus with the Oswegans.
The Community Hall or
"O-dome" is used for pow-wows, weddings and bingo.
Oswego has been burnt down 3 time's
The most recent victim was the famous grain elevator
Known for spicy pigeons and a welcoming gaze
There is still a warm feeling as you pass by the foundation.
Attractions include racing the train, mooning Amtrack passengers other attractions are hawk sized mosquitoes, cows, deer fences and the 'Canal'. This state of the art swimming hole has not one, but two bridges
One is a foot bridge to jump
Olympians train here in the Montana summers. The bigger bridge is used to transport moonshine. Visitors from Fraz to
stab city come to crack a cold one with the boys.
Traffic is light occasional tractor or trains but that's the plus side to having an underpass only accessable in summer months do to flooding
This little town will someday be booming again maybe a security guard for the dumps, maybe a taller elevator hell maybe even another bridge.
Ain't nothin Hotter than an Otter
OSWEGO OTTERS
Oswego, M.T is God's country
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