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Felipe Ortiz

A noble and kind man, indigenous to Stamford Connecticut. This special breed of involuntary retardius better known as a “special thinker” can apprehend high levels of cognitive function such as urinating upon a bonefire. Felipe is better known for his unique aura of intense inactivity. Felipe can also be used as an adjective in a sense to describe a person, one whom can appear not to have an intact brain, as to have lost it in an accident such as forcing ones head into an inanimate object. Not to be confused with similar species such as the Dan, The A, The Double A, whom of which will be described in another post.
Girl: oh look at that kid wearing the helmet staring at the wall
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz

Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz

Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz
by IntelligentMoron September 10, 2019
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Orialis

1. A girl with eyes more mesmerizing than the Aurora Borealis.
2. A woman as beautiful as the Aurora Borealis but without the 'Bore' part.
3. A female who's smile alone is reason enough to live through the next day
Did you see those eyes? She's a total Orialis.
by FrenchToesDicks October 21, 2011
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Oria

Oria is a name of just an aaaamazing person who brings light into life of everyone she knows. Usually extremely extremely beautiful and stylish even though sometimes she does not realize it herself.

She could share their love with people around because she has enough for everyone. One of the few people to have deep and meaningful conversations with. Oria has a brilliant intuition so it is hard to mess around with her. Loves honesty, very straightforward and realistic person who will tell you if she doesn't like something you've done.

Very smart, strategic, has high goals in life which she always achieves.

Very dedicated to her real friends and family. Not sketchy. If you have Oria around you, you better stay around because life would not gift so many such awesome and caring people
Wow Oria you are so dope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by doctorquicklovetired July 26, 2019
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Pulling an Ortiz

Pulling an Ortiz is the act of skipping either a break or lunch in favor of getting more work done. This phrase is only used if you are sure not to request overtime or any compensation for this extra work time, you do it out of the kindness of your heart, or rather the sense of accomplishment you get out of having done more for the company and customers.

The ultimate "Pulling an Ortiz" is when you come in to work on your day off just to check on your coworkers.
Let's just head out to lunch, Brian is going to be pulling an Ortiz.
by Pfizer September 26, 2005
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Ortango

The act of performing anal sex in a public bathroom
Bigot 1) Did you hear what John and Sophia were up to last night at the library?

Bigot 2) Yeah, I heard they danced the Ortango

Bigot 1) I'm surprised he got her to do it

Bigot 2) Well it takes two to Ortango
by BigBrainBoy May 25, 2015
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Orrian

•Synonym for simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
Hey bro did you see Orrian talking to Vibhu last night?”

“Yeah, bro he was simping pretty hard.”

“What an Orrian.”
by Stamthemam March 2, 2020
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