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Ocarina Of Time 

Let’s be real. Longtime Zelda fans, or Zelda fans who want to fit say this is the greatest Legend Of Zelda game of all time. But this isn’t bloody 1998 anymore, people. Get real. Breath Of The Wild is the best Zelda game. It’s so good, even Stone Cold Steve Austin said it was better. Now you have no argument.
Person 1: Ocarina of time is the best Zelda game.

Person 2: But Stone Cold Steve Austin said Breath Of The Wild is better.

Person 1: Well damn, I guess Breath Of The Wild is better.
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Oscarina 

she's my future wife, if u encounter a girl name oscarina, short, cute, loves skincare, she's my wife

very loving yet shyyyyyy, knows how to crack funny jokeeee

she has godlike beauty
oscarina : literally breathing
declan : i f***ing love u
Oscarina by boymika May 18, 2022

Rusty Ocarina

Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.
Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.
Rusty Ocarina by RobAnybody November 3, 2020

The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time 

The worst game ever made, unlike The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, the best game ever made
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time>The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time

Skin ocarina 

Similar to the skin flute but the womans! So normally a man plays the womans skin ocarina. The ocarina being the vagina!
Dude my bi friend is so talented, he can play the skin flute and skin ocarina!
I played my girlfriends skin ocarina for an hour last night, i made a beautiful tune!
Skin ocarina by Sweet Laddio March 23, 2010

Zelda: Ocarina of Time 

Terrible graphics + long and aggrivating gameplay = Zelda Ocarina of Time.

Best Zelda game ever. Pwns Zelda: The Wind Waker and Major's Mask

Nickname: Zelda: OOT
Dude, I just wacked it to Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
A piece of bread most commonly used in the 1600s to soak up bread with during the Salem witch trials. It was said to be an object of sorcery which led the hanging of many ignorant people.
He gently placed the Ocarina on the floor and watched as it sucked up the liquid she had spilled upon the marble floor.
Ocarina by Magic Man23453 July 4, 2012