opiate of the masses

Religion.

Sayeth Marx.

by Evil Bella October 18, 2004

oister

Another term for a woman's smelly clam or vagina.

Chandler didn't want to go down on Shawna because her oister grossed him out.

by therealrickyspanish September 19, 2016

Onisty

Onisty is sooo thick she dont play around she will beat your ass she is REALLY HARD TO GET she is sexy and beautiful

Jaylyn:damn she thick

Mya: ikr

Jaylyn: I am finna smash
Mya:ask onisty out

Jaylyn:ight bet

by Jajah November 22, 2019

Oisty

A greasy, rusty, and just plain ole nasty Looking person or thing.

Person 1: dude, are you okay you seem a bit piety?
Person 2: yea man, the doc just gave me some pills so I'm not oisty anymore.

by Anus famous October 14, 2016

Opiate Paradox

The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.

Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.

by SmackHead Jones July 8, 2009

dirty oister

when you skeet on in your hand and slap a ho with it

"man i didnt want to shoot it in her eye, so i gave her a dirty oister"

by Oooo pap mahalo October 15, 2005

the opiate of the masses

R e l i g i o n

Hello, my name is Karl Marx, and I say religion is the Opiate of the masses. That is all.

by Larry the Lad March 15, 2005