qp blunt

A quarter pound of your finest rolled into 100 blunt wraps, 9 hours to roll, and 4 hours 45 minutes to smoke.
What are we doin tonight?
We're goin to movegas and smokin a qp blunt
by Pritch November 05, 2007
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qp of chunk

A quarter pound of chubk dope
Plug: I just reupped with a qp of chunk
by peanut coke plug November 06, 2022
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QP 3

When 3 people go in on a quarter pound of weed.
"I know a friend that can get us a QP 3 if you know someone else who is down."
by HarvestGoodness April 04, 2020
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How Many qp

Primarily you can find How many qp upholding the reports section in the legendary Sparc Mac Discord. Alongside this, How Many qp is a man who spends most his time wandering around the men's locker room at the gym, eager to help dry off the elderly patrons. It's hard to say, but his intentions seem sincere, if a bit misguided. With this being said, he is also seen to be the best cook in Lumbridge. His culinary skills are unmatched, but he has one peculiar habit, he loves to slap meat.

Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
I love mens locker rooms = How Many qp
by Sparc Mac Community June 20, 2023
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QP sucks balls

The generic expression to write upon the walls of a school bathroom when one is having a bad day or is just in a good mood and want a laugh. The custodians clean it off every night but every day it returns. when you go to the bathroom its just the thing to do.
Hey Joe did you see what was written on the walls in the bathroom? "yeah QP sucks balls i wrote one yesterday".
by swagsquad9090 January 23, 2013
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Queef Patrol (QP)

patrols queefing. an organization that looks for and eradicates dumb bitches (db's). moderates use and meaning of the word queef
me: hey are you on Queef Patrol (QP) tonight?
ashton kutcher: yeah let's go get some dbs.
by QP123 July 07, 2011
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qp scan

Chill rq fam QP Scan, nigga I think that's a optumus prime
by FreeRkeIIy May 10, 2024
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