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i swear on me nans grave

An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".
"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver
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ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match
After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff?

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.
Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU

Once I sat on an orange

Used to describe the moment when you met an amazing woman in an unexpected place.

The origins of the term are unknown, but historians suspect it goes all the way back to ancient Greece where once Plato sat on an orange while fantasizing about Aphrodite. It has been a corner stone of the Greek language ever since.
Omer recanted to his friends: Wow after I sent her that message Friday before last I immediatly knew that Once I sat on an orange.

I Spit On Your Grave

A highly underrated b-rate horror flick from the '70s, directed by Meir Zarchi. The film stars Camille Keaton (grand-niece of Buster Keaton) as a young NYC writer who decides to take a brief hiatus in the woodland (in this film, the woodland is a small Connecticut town) to concentrate on her first novel. While working on her novel, she is surrounded by a group of stereotypical rednecks who rape her repeatedly (for about 21 minutes; one of the longest rape scenes in history), leaving her to perish. The gang convinces one of its retarded members (Matthew) to do the dirty work and kill the young girl, but he never kills her, and instead lies to the gang, telling them he stabbed her to death. Naturally pissed off beyond belief, the woman gets herself together, collects her thoughts, and exacts a series of revengeful acts on each member of the gang -- she hangs one man, castrates another (one of the most chilling murder scenes in horror movie history), chops another in the back, and butchers the last one with the blades from a speedboat engine. Upon release, the movie was higly criticized as being nothing more than a glorification of rape and masochism, but upon closer viewing, one can clearly see that the movie in no way glorifies rape. The film does, however, provide a brutally honest, vivid account of rape, as well as a chilling account of revenge. The movie received an X rating upon its release, and was banned in many countries. It is currently available on DVD.
I Spit On Your Grave is one hell of a film.

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.
Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"