When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.
I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!
by briggy March 23, 2009
Get the Spanish Omelette mug.A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017
Get the shower omelette mug.To get your ingredients to your omelette and put it inside a girls vagina. Then to fuck her ever so hardly. Then to cum inside her and wait for everything to "cum" out. (Ahehe). Then put the omelette ingredients on a pan and consume it at a candle lit dinner :D.
Eric: *fucks yew so harrddd*
Kat: *Feels the ingredients moving*
Eric: Whoop! I cummed! Lets wait :D
Kat: *Cums out ingredients*
Eric: *Makes spanish omelette and carries Kat to the candle lit dinner*
Kat: Ohhh eriicc! Your so romantic!
*Fucks on table*
Kat: *Feels the ingredients moving*
Eric: Whoop! I cummed! Lets wait :D
Kat: *Cums out ingredients*
Eric: *Makes spanish omelette and carries Kat to the candle lit dinner*
Kat: Ohhh eriicc! Your so romantic!
*Fucks on table*
by Katerina :D May 1, 2011
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1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.
2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.
2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."
Everyone else: "Yay!"
2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."
Everyone else: "Eww..."
Everyone else: "Yay!"
2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."
Everyone else: "Eww..."
by Mewsy July 1, 2009
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