Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl

Describing something that cannot fit in any circumstance in any eay

Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl by youngspartan530 August 17, 2022

Jermaine O'neal 

The definition of an underachieving player with no ambition to win. Whose skills include committing offensive fouls, traveling, and getting 3-second violations. An All-Star only because he plays in the Eastern Conference.

"Jermaine O'Neal continued to struggle, shooting 2-of-13 while being shut out from the field in the final 4 minutes as the Heat wiped out an eight-point deficit Friday in Miami to deal Indiana's playoff hopes a major blow."

Jermaine O'neal by Kevron21 April 21, 2007

Josie O'Neal 

basic bitch

"do you see what she's wearing?"
"yeah she must be a Josie O'Neal!!!"

Josie O'Neal by 123basic January 11, 2014

Shaquille O'Neal 

1)the most overpayed player in the NBA
2)the most over-rated player in the NbA
3)crazy ass 350lb black man.
4)fat-ass clown who always tries to be the "coolest" player in the all-star game, by shooting 3s, dunking off the backboard in a freethrow, skipping down the court, or by putting a camera inside his big ass sneaker.

Coach: Hey you! u better practice those freethrows or u will grow up to be shaquille o'neal!
kid: nooooooooooooooooo....*pratices his free throws for 7 weeks without eating, sleeping or goin to the bathroom*

Shaquille O'Neal by the next t-mac July 28, 2008

olok o'neal 

story: si o'neal, kato ni siyang pliyir nga nigger... dako ni sya.. 22" iyang sapatos.. sa-ato pa, dako sya'g olok (penis).. bantog ra diayng naa'y dako nga negro ga lagan lagan kauban ni o'neal.. iya man diayng olok!

story
fan: pag lantaw nakong o'neal... ga dako mag iyahang karsunis..gi totokan nako...abi nako tog unum kabu-uk taos iyahang team! pag lantaw nakog usob, gapaUTOG man diay'g pisti!!! ting kita pa kaaaaa...dakoa gyud nua'g OLOK tong taohana!!

olok o'neal by ye_bly March 17, 2005

hall o'neal 

Hall of fame for none other then neal diamond where priceless neal memrobilia is held by Cowboy WAyne And JD McNugent.


As seen in SAVING SILVERMAN

how about we start here in the HALL O'NEAL

hall o'neal by ZAk March 4, 2005

Shaquille O’Neal 

When somebody puts a whole basketball in them, even though they can’t get it back out.

I think that guy just pulled a Shaquille O’Neal.

Shaquille O’Neal by Magic Johnzyn June 1, 2020