Triple Nutz

The Nutz is a maneuver performed during sex, named after Dee S. Nutz (1898-1918), an American porn star who was injured during and unsuccessful attempt in 1913. It is a tiptoe-assisted jump with an entrance from the back and landing on the center of the tip of the male penis with the female vagina. The triple nutz is performed by rotating 3 times in the air before penetration. Denise Ballmaeister is credited as the first woman to successfully land a triple nutz, in 1978. In homosexual arenas, the quadruple nutz has supposedly been pulled off. However, no porn star has yet landed a clean quadruple nutz jump on camera.

Last night me and my wife decided to try something new. I suggested the triple nutz and she suggested the double nutz. I should have listened to her: now my penis is broke.

by Damiano Sampras March 7, 2007

nutzip

when your ball or balls get caught up in your zipper after taking a piss

oww the worst thing happened i got a nutzip after i shook my dick

by kablamblast October 14, 2009

Nutcovery

to recover or take a break from excessive sex or masturbation

My dick on Nutcovery

been on that internet for a while bout to go on nutcovery

bout to nutcover for a good minute

by MrMafi July 19, 2011

nutdo

1 - Ball Cheese, The crust that forms over unwashed nuts.
2 - A type of smoothie found in New England

1. - The man had a bad case of Nutdo. 2. - You want to go grab a Nutdo?

by Assbag Hernandez June 11, 2006

nutroll

Something poorly executed or designed.

We went to the show, but it was just a nutroll - nobody knew where to go, what was going on, or who was running it.

by Wile E Coyote May 18, 2004

mutz nutz

1)something very good
2)something cutting edge
3)yer maw

1)my PSP is the mutz nutz
2)Yer maw sucks the mutz nutz

by Michael Wales July 9, 2005

Nutzilla

A God among men, this title describes one who has achieved the pinnacle of getting a nut. In order to be deemed a nutzilla, one must nut, or ejaculate, 12 times in a 24 hour period. The presence of a nut witness is not required, but desirable.

Bro, I don't care if he fucks my sis, he is a Nutzilla.

by Gaysuss May 1, 2009