Numb nutts

Some one who is stupidly thick, so thick they wouldn't feel anyone kicking them in the nutts.

That was well stupid, what a Numb nutts.

by Rockingjonathan1979 March 30, 2010

Nuttso

Something so crazy, it makes you just want to say "fuck this! I'm out of here!"

This English homework is fuckin' Nuttso! lets just fuck it and go get high.

by Njozi March 19, 2009

Nitty Nookers

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011

Creswell, notts

A small ex mining village on the outskirts of Nottinghamshire. Commonly known by locals as a holding pen for the Jeremy kyle show. Its claim to fame is the invention of tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks. Many of the residents look malnourished, this is due to their diet of spice, special brew & Richmond cigarettes, which they claim gives them super human shoplifting abilities. The village gains its name from its founder Barry Creswell, who held the world record for most items shop lifted in under one minute and recently appeared on the hit TV show dancing on spice.

I heard the gameshow supermarket sweep was invented in Creswell, notts.

by Gaaarg I'm a pirate January 10, 2019

mutts nutts

United Kingdom:
Polite version of "Dogs Bollocks" meaning very good.

This is the mutts nuts!

by spac February 5, 2003

nitty

a nitty is someone who people sell drugs to

i gotta go meet dese nittys 2 sell dis heroin

by alwayscorrectman October 5, 2009

Nitty

The origin of the noun sense (“dope fiend, druggie”) is unknown, but could refer to a person who is under the influence of drugs to the extent that he or she is careless about personal hygiene and unkempt. Compare the verb nit (“to be a nitty”).

Yoooooo that homeless guy looks like a bitty cuse he got drugs in his hand

Bitch do you see that nitty begging for toilet paper on my lawn woooooah

by MAHMOOD THE MIDGET July 25, 2019