net

tool-ish, awkward, annoying, lame, grody
(can be used as any part of speech)

I got so netted out after seeing him pick his nose and wipe it on the wall.

The guy wearing the totes is a netto bombetto.

by jethica reardon January 27, 2007

Net

Catching someones fall, being there plan B, girls go to them after breakup and friend zone them usually

Bro your just her net

by GoodD0ctor July 29, 2016

Net

I word for a man who has a small dick

Girl last night was horrible!
Why?
Well for starters the guy was a net...

by Paris Darling June 11, 2018

Net

A male who is still a virgin at an age older than 25.

Wait you’re a net!! Sorry that’s a deal breaker.

by Paris Darling June 11, 2018

net

someone who is passed around

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.

by sumbodyudontknow March 3, 2021

Net

When you constantly get caught in the soccer goal net and you fall down.

"Guys look! Nathan just pulled a Net! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by LD1216\ September 29, 2021

net

net (n). slang for mother/ grown woman. derived from the room (30/01/22)

my net doesn't rip that i fuck with tattoos and piercings.

by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022