net 

someone who is passed around

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.

net by sumbodyudontknow March 3, 2021

Net 

When you constantly get caught in the soccer goal net and you fall down.

"Guys look! Nathan just pulled a Net! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Net by LD1216\ September 29, 2021

net 

net (n). slang for mother/ grown woman. derived from the room (30/01/22)

my net doesn't rip that i fuck with tattoos and piercings.

net by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

net 

Opinion (mostly) about girls.
Used when one is neither sexually nor psychologically attracted to a particular girl.
Abbreviates "not even touch".
Also see: fafa, fanta.

"Bro I fucked this chick, she's hot as hell."
"Dude, you must've been drunk af, she's a total net"

net by dendik March 14, 2022

net 

twakhead fishing villas

*ol stank ass scratches necc*

“aye foo you ever been to the net ?”

“no”

“ i swear foo i can win u hella money at the net foo”

net by BIG-SHHHLONG-CALLED-DONKEYKONG October 11, 2023

Net

Not even trolling

I think this might be the best movie of the decade, net
Net, the exam was harder than anything.
I'm not even trolling, net.

Net by Gustave67 January 6, 2026

Net

Not even trolling

Dude that taco was fire, net.
Net, the test was harder than anything we studied.
I'm not even trolling, net.

Net by Gustave67 January 6, 2026