Neptunic

Another made-up sexual attraction by the mental health organization

“Hey John I just figured out I’m neptunic!”
“Tf? You’re damn planet”
“No! That is not true at all. That’s very neptuniaphobic to assume that. It actually means-“
“Go talk to Uranus you fucking Ice Giant”

by HayHayDaFox December 15, 2022

Neptunic

Describes the "sexual orientation" of someone who wants the p**sy and does not care about the identity of the person it's attached to.

Someone who's dating app filter accepts women, non-binary and trans men.

I absolutely respect your gender identity, I'm not a desperate straight man, I'm neptunic!

by Hatfull December 18, 2022

NeptuneNode

A server hosting company who lost everyone's data during a data breach. The owner got doxxed and had pizzas sent to their house.

NeptuneNode lost my data again. Call Ethan.

by ExpHostLTD July 14, 2025

Neptunism

The quality of acting in a way that feels unnatural, inhuman or as if someone were not of this world.

“She is weird. She follows neptunism”
“Why did he do that? Neptunism”

by Baweee August 30, 2025