After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)
by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021
Get the National Hold Short People Daymug. by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020
Get the National abuse short people daymug. me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
by @lexisawolf May 16, 2022
Get the National throw short people daymug. by Imedriac September 13, 2021
Get the National Kick Short People Daymug. National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021
Get the National Short People Appreciation Daymug. by so_uless October 22, 2020
Get the national hug short people daymug. October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
*stomps on his short friend*
by thlying October 22, 2020
Get the National Stomp on Short People Daymug.