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National choke a bitch day 

Grab a bitch by a throat and choke em
February 1-29
Me: grabs girl by throat
Girl: Why did you do that!!!
Me:its national choke a bitch day duh

National slap a bitch day December 12th 

if some one is being a bitch slap them they cant get mad
*slap
person 1: wtf dude
person 2: its National slap a bitch day December 12th

National Smack a Bitch Day

Girl: (Smack)!

Friend: What was that for?
Girl: It’s National Smack A Bitch Day

National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. 

On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 1- “yo whats today?”

person 2-“its may 2nd”

person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”

person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”

to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

National Bitch Ass Ninja Day 

International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title
When is National Bitch Ass Ninja Day ? Cuz I got a few people I want to post

National bang a bitch day 

Yo!! Today is national bang a bitch day! Grab a bish by her weave and bang her