National fat ass day

National fat ass day is on August the 22nd and if you have a fat ass you have to let your friends slap it and can't complain about it.

*slaps ass*

Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*

by Hallaballs_69 January 23, 2022

National ass slapping day

On the 6th of April every year you need to slap a girls ass to celebrate the holiday

Daam it’s national ass slapping day and that girl has a nice ass

by Yoboycam May 22, 2018

National ass pic day November 19th

The only time you can send a ass pic under no nut november.

You have to send a ass pic , Why? it's National ass pic day november 19th.

by Osward owmald November 18, 2019

National Grab Ass Day 2

You all made it through grab ass day 1 but ur not ready for grab ass day 2 April 16th u have consent to grab everyone’s ass male,female,taken,single

“Are you hype for National Grab Ass Day 2”
“Hell no”

by CTJLisNOTsus April 11, 2019

april 26th is national slap ass day

on april 26th you can slap anyone’s ass!

april 26th is national slap ass day so go and slap someone’s ass!

by Graggen Smemt April 23, 2021

National Finger Ass Day

April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day

Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?

by Kboyleswag June 28, 2016

NATIONAL EAT ASS DAY

April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!

Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids

by Bigasseater May 28, 2018