Nard Cosh

A poo in a stocking. The sound of it hitting someone is similar to it's name.

Gibo hit his junky neighbour with a nard cosh to settle a vendetta. Coshhhhh!

by Jocko Farin August 21, 2007

naerday

Not every day, no, abosulutely not, opposite of aerday

John: Hey Tom, you wanna hang out after school???
Tom: Naerday John, just go home and GAFL!

by bob3540945723160 January 13, 2010

Nard Guard

A small foam pad with Velcro straps used to cover the sharp steering stem of a BMX bicycle, thus hopefully preventing ball-busting injury in the event of a crash. Popularized in the 1980's, they have fallen out of favor in more recent years secondary to the fact that they are not considered cool, and they don't really work anyway.

Hey dude...that's a rockin' nard guard you got there. Now all you need are some elbow pads and training wheels and you'll be ready for Pee Wee's Playhouse!

by chaz360 October 3, 2010

suck nards

v. to suck testicles. Term generally used to express disgust over someone's behaviour or a complaint over the outcome of a situation (generally negative).

Dude! I can't believe you just did that! You're distgusting! Ew man, you totally suck nards.

by Murphy's Law November 24, 2005

nardcore

Meaning Oxnard Hardcore. Started around 1983. Mystic Records.
bands are:
Agression
JFU
Ill Repute
Dr. Know
In Control
mark My Words
Take Your Best Shot
Rat Pack
RKL
Blackout
Total Resistance
Sellout
The Rotters
Habeas Corpus
False Confession
Scared Straight
Stalag 13
Vendetta
Juvenile Defiance....

Nardcore ownes. welcome to Oxnard, land of no toilets

by Chaossellout December 7, 2006

nards

1.Reference to testicles, or bravado.
2.Expletive, expressing ones dissapointment with a situation

1.Wolfman's got nards!
2.I lost the game. Nards!

by Little j (of Flylife) August 27, 2002

Naar

To be in a state of annoyance or anger.

"This poes is making me naar now."

by 17SZN May 20, 2020