swan-necked hoe

Very rare; the highest level of hoe. These are the most beautiful and classy ladies you will ever find but, you can never have. Usually found in texas. Will be dripping with diamonds at all times and dressed in only the very best. They usually travel in small groups known as a bevy. This species does not intermingle with lower species such as a mud duck or swamp pigeon.

the only known living examples of the swan-necked hoe are katherine, christian, and angela.

swan-necked hoe by dj8up May 6, 2008

The red necked Gifford 

Fond of roadkill and tractors. Easily provoked by the color black. Sexually attracted to sheep and constipated boy like office personnel. Travels with chickens and discarded cans of busch beer in the back of it's rusted out truck.

The red necked Gifford was spotted mounting Beth from behind will making her scream "Baaaaaa, sheer me you naughty farm boy!"

The red necked Gifford by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

neck/necked 

To neck for someone is to snog them, the term is usually used in the merseyside area. i.e southport.

"did u neck for her?/him?"
"i necked for lew"

neck/necked by Sarah February 22, 2005

Turtle Necked 

when someone is hit so hard in the head their neck is extended a little.

asshole Eian was giving me shit at that party so i turtle necked that fucker

Turtle Necked by Graham22 February 24, 2009

Turtle necked 

When one dude is on another dudes shoulders and the guy on top has "turtle necked" (ground his dick on) the back of standing guys neck.

While they were trying to watch the tiesto concert, Tom turtle necked John.

Turtle necked by wernersvillian June 10, 2017

getting necked 

getting necked means being beat up or punched in the neck

“fam i’m gonna be (getting necked) this is a dead ting”

getting necked by Fucksakebitch August 11, 2019

No Necked 

When you jack off so hard your chin goes into your chest and you no longer have a neck

I no necked so hard last night I passed out

No Necked by No Neck, No Necking January 25, 2024