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mushroom rat

A middle age to older age woman, 40-75, with a bad attitude, stuck up, snooty, thinks they’re better than everyone else, never wrong, wealthy, miserable, doesn’t listen to people, usually has a short bowl haircut.
Oh, Don’t listen to her, she’s a mushroom rat!
by MarksOrganix October 8, 2019
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musoem

Putting music and poems together, but it's not a song. Recited by Jimmy Pesto Jr. from Bob's Burgers in the episode, Ex Mach Tina.
Jimmy Jr: Um, I've been working on some poems, you know, about my life and kind of, like, things I'm going through.

Tina: Poems? Life? Going through? Yes.

Jimmy Jr: And I got this idea to put poems and music together.

Tina: Like... songs?

Jimmy Jr: No, "musoems."

Tina: Oh, right.
by Poplopovich January 10, 2017
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Mushroom Buppy

Mush-room buh-pee (said with Australian accent)

An Australian slang term used to describe the head of a penis. It originates from the viral YouTube video "Outrageous Fun".
...Stickin' it down the back of your throat, gettin' a feel of that mushroom buppy...
by OpiumFactory December 7, 2010
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Mushroom Tan

1. The red mark shaped like a mushroom left on skin after the act of slapping the skin with an erect penis. Similar to cockslapping.
"Stacey, he left a mushroom tan on my belly after he pulled out and jizzed on my face. Fuckin amazing!
by Jordan Kelly & Sean Oosterveen September 23, 2010
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Cream of Mushroom

A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.
Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
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mushroom farmer

Somebody who treats people like mushrooms - keeps them in the dark, whilst feeding them shit.
A manager who fails to inform his staff of important details, whilst spewing forth a large quantity of "management speak" such as "at the end of the day, we have to move the goal posts for team productivity, and embrace more bluesky thinking"
by Evil Ed April 22, 2005
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Elongated Muskrat

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch
Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”
by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018
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