mumford

To perform oral sex on a woman. A term originating in the midwest. See eat out for more detail

That girl got a lot of Mumford last night and she is happy today.

Wow, that was some smelly, steamy mumford.

by Arthur Baptist February 19, 2008

mumford and sons

when your male partner gives you the classic "mumford" but puts they're balls in your mouth at the same time.

my girl almost choked when i gave her the mumford and sons last night!

by the captn June 11, 2012

mumfo

The british word for mofo

" Ello lad, your a mumfo."

by Simon Cooper April 20, 2005

Mumford Coma

noun

A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.

“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”

by charisel December 11, 2013

tiny mumflr

Not a sex joke but how to call a person stupid politely.

Hey Jim you a tiny mumflr! Haha.

by I'm stupid July 9, 2022

Amazing Mumford

Tucking both your dick and balls back between your legs bending over and spreading your ass cheeks exposing your anus and your backwards pointing genitalia , then taking a picture with your cell phone camera and sending the picture to everyone in your contacts list.

Did you see Mitchell's amazing mumford last night? It was so good I think I might make it my myspace pic.

by JCNG May 21, 2007

Mumford

The act of defecating in one's pants while wearing thong-type underwear.

Our romantic evening was ruined when my girlfriend mumforded on the way home.

by Mumford314 October 2, 2013