myspace-stupid

People who have their myspace filled with surveys, glitter texts, and oversized pictures to where it takes hours to load, and the scrollbar is huge.

You're so myspace-stupid, I can't comment you because I can never find your button.

by tuffx April 4, 2007

Myspace Loser

A person whose social life exists only on Myspace. They will log onto the site many times a day looking to give or receive "Friend Invites," or to leave or read comments by their "friends."

"We where dating, but I guess she couldn't fit me between her frequent visits to Myspace. Her own brother told me she was a Myspace Loser."

by ThomasM April 11, 2008

Myspace Comment Tennis

When you're lurking someone's comments on Myspace and you read something that really sparks your interest, and you decide you just HAVE to read the other part of the conversation. So what do you do? Go to the other person's page, lurk it up, and find yourself going back and forth from page to page being a creepsteroni.

Private profiles prevent Myspace Comment Tennis from happening.

Johnny's creepin around AmyAutopsy's profile & starts to read her comments when he comes across something tantalizing! A comment left by ChainsawChase that says "No fucking way!! He did WHAT?! AND HE PUT IT WHERE?!!" followed by another comment from Chase: "Oh whatever bitch, you need to learn how to keep your mouth off of other guys." Johnny decides this is too good to not read Amy's side of the convo, so he heads over to Chase's page and reads the comments that Amy left him, starting a nice game of Myspace Comment Tennis.

by lurksteroni May 21, 2007

myspace magic

When a person looks better in their myspace pictures than they do in real life.

Dan: "That chick I saw on myspace is so hot."
John: "Don't get your hopes up, it's just myspace magic."

by Saranader January 15, 2008

Myspace Photo

Any photo taken by photographing oneself in the bathroom mirrior.

I took my myspace photo in the bathroom.

by Pete December 27, 2004

myspace lurk

someone(preferably a creeper) who checks out other people's myspaces more than 10 times a day and doesn't leave comments or any indication they were even there; lurkers must be sly. they may also know personal information about the people they be lurkin'.

Timmy: "dude Greg knows about my plans this weekend and i haven't talked to him in a month."
Johnny: "no shit. Greg is such a myspace lurk. gotta watch out for him"
Timmy: "fucking lurker..."

by alinaaa February 14, 2007

myspace

A website a bunch of your friends begged you to join, so you joined it and became completely addicted. However, after about a month or so, you finally realized that even though you had thousands of friends added, you're still a loser. You tried to take pictures of your half-nude self with the camera at a shitty angle so you could get more comments, but it just wasn't working. Even after you edited out your acne and moles, you still weren't being satisfied with the attention you craved.

You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity.

Some annoying freshman left a comment in my blog telling me about how her high school drop-out friend was way cooler than I'll ever be. Laughing, I deleted my MySpace account. The next day, a friend asked me why I deleted the account, and low and behold, the shit-eating freshman was standing right next to her and looking at me as if she was worthy of an answer as well.

Do yourself a favor. Delete your MySpace.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005