motivated reasoning

Working backwards in logic, disregarding the facts in order to support an erroneous conclusion. Motivated reasoning is in contrast to logical reasoning.

I know you're telling me the fact that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, but my motivated reasoning tells me he did.

We invaded Iraq because of 9/11. What we did in Iraq was right. Saddam Hussein was involved in plotting 9/11.

by bronco-the-man August 31, 2009

marinated spitroast

A regular spitroast, but with another male paticipant ejaculating or 'marinating' the lucky lady in the thick of it all. Who wants a spitroast with meat that isn't marinated?!?

'Last night Ted and i were having this awesome spitroast. It was a bit flavourless though so Jim started to marinate the bitch. Best marinated spitroast i've ever had!'

by king-of-roast May 18, 2009

Facebook Marinate

The waiting period you assign to accepting a friend request on facebook, similar to waiting a few days to call someone you met at a bar.

"dude, accept that friend request... she's so hot!" "Nah man, i'm lettin that facebook marinate for a few days... she's gonna have to wait it out."

"how come it took you so long for you to accept my friend request... everyone knows all you do all day is go on facebook." "sorry, i just have a 3 day friend request marination period."

by lebowski166 April 14, 2009

marinated

to be intoxicated; drunk; twisted; and or schwasted. Describing the result of drinking too much.

person 1: yo dude lets drink this weekend

person 2: im so down man, i wanna get stupid marinated

by monte queso December 17, 2011

Marinate

When you wait two or more minutes to open a text message from somebody you like to make him/her more interested in you

Don’t open it yet, you gotta marinate

by Englishkid8 April 9, 2019

moronated

1. to be a contagious moron
2. to convert some eligible person into a moron

1. A moronated Frank barged through the gate and knocked down the door and turned the whole family of three into morons instantly.
2. Jessy moronated the English teacher until he permanently could not speak a proper sentence.

by irritated September 3, 2005

marinated meat pocket

The sexiest way to describe the lady parts.

“How about you hike up them trousers and show me your marinated meat pocket.”

by PolkaPolice June 6, 2020