Morrissey

GOD.

Morrissey created the universe in six days.

by MorrisseyDisciple July 31, 2017

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Marty “Party” Morrissey

A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.

‘I love watching the gaelic games’
‘You only love watching Marty “Party” Morrissey”
“True”

by martyparty101 June 06, 2020

morrisseyism

A man with a massive penis and huge brain

That man is a prime example of morrisseyism

by Massivewill August 07, 2022