Morpheus face

AKA. Rod Ward face. Attributed to those with an abnormally fat face resembling that of a fatass. Can be hereditary or also swipe directly from a WacDonalds cash card.

Damn Nate, you appear to be sportin a Morpheus Face today.

by Johanna D March 3, 2004

scarned my morpheus

the act of stepping in dog shit barefooted

snibbs: oh shit dude i just scarned my morpheus

sninbbys: no way you better have hungry chuck look at that!

by morrimotos August 9, 2010

Morpheusing

v. Experiencing one's black, of-age daughter star in a sex tape.

Goddamn dat bitch morpheusing again.

by Big Hairy Momma August 25, 2010

Morpheus

Yeah... I know... That's like the point of my thing here. I actually said that. "I'm like an Agent Smith." Those were my exact words.

Hym "Yeah, no, seriously guys. I literally wrote the 'Morpheus' instruction manual. My exact words were something along the lines of 'If I was a kickboxer and said the shit that I say... I could easily make 200 million dollars. If I knew that hot chick... I could easily make 200 million dollars.. If I lived in a place where owning a casinos was legal and I had some seed-money (maybe from monetizing hot goth girls)... I could buy a casino and make 200 million dollars...' It isn't hard. At all. But the thing I said what happening to me IS in fact happening. So, I needed a birds-eye-view and to be more than one guy... So... Byakugan! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! There... Now I'm like an Agent Smith and we all see the thing they are doing to me. It's too easy. Really. It almost bores me to death... Almost..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

morpheus glasses

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are

I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses

by Bambianca March 22, 2022

dirty morpheus

When the bitch won’t let you name your child Morpheus so you batter the Wife and take the child and raise it as Morpheus.

Person 1: She wouldn’t Let me name the child Morpheus!
Person 2: So you pulled a dirty Morpheus?
Person 1: Yep is was the only way...
Person 2: Yeah no....

by RiskyPotato April 27, 2020

morpheus

masculine and dominant god-guy in the sandman comics/netflix series.

he even has a chin of gigachad.

Morpheus is the definition of sigma male. Ngl, i would let him clap my cheeks really hard.

by auroraconstantine September 6, 2023