morpheus glasses 

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are

I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses

morpheus glasses by Bambianca March 22, 2022

Calling Morpheus 

To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.

Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell

Calling Morpheus by ari the greek January 11, 2008

White Morpheus 

When a man ejaculates into a pill organizer and asks if you want to take the Red Pill or the Blue Pill. The partner then takes all of their pills for the day.

Did you seriously just White Morpheus my pills for this week and ask me if I'm beginning to believe?

White Morpheus by White Morpheus May 24, 2020

scarned my morpheus 

the act of stepping in dog shit barefooted

snibbs: oh shit dude i just scarned my morpheus

sninbbys: no way you better have hungry chuck look at that!

scarned my morpheus by morrimotos August 9, 2010

Dirty Morpheus 

When the bitch won’t let the Child be called Morpheus so you Batter the woman.

Person 1: What did he do?
Person 2: He beat his wife because she didn’t name the baby Morpheus.
Person 1: Ah, so a Dirty Morpheus

Person 2: yeah....

Dirty Morpheus by RiskyPotato April 26, 2020

dirty morpheus 

When the bitch won’t let you name your child Morpheus so you batter the Wife and take the child and raise it as Morpheus.

Person 1: She wouldn’t Let me name the child Morpheus!
Person 2: So you pulled a dirty Morpheus?
Person 1: Yep is was the only way...
Person 2: Yeah no....

dirty morpheus by RiskyPotato April 27, 2020

morphous 

The most random person you know. Says and does things that make no sense. Person with a very creative way of making sense of the world. A morphous is a tall person with a receding hair line that plays basketball like a black person. A morphous loves pizza and missing his alarm clock. The drink of choice of a morphous is a rum and diet.

Did you hear what that morphous was saying? What a fucking weirdo!

morphous by steveChenowski July 3, 2011