Montana

A very handsome man that loves everybody and is really nice and is one of the best friends you will ever have.

One of the coolest people you will ever meet
Montana is so cool bro
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MONTANA

The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.
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"Montana Sucks - Now Go Home and Tell All Your Friends"
by Alpino March 29, 2010
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Montana

This girl was on the phone with her boyfriend crying while giving me a Montana.
by fonzy bruh man November 18, 2010
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The most beautiful and amazing woman in the world, a man would be the luckiest person in the world if he could manage to get a girl like Montana, the only thing wrong with her is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is so perfect. She has beautiful blonde hair and hazel eyes, and she is the definition of perfect.
Person1: hey I think I like that girl what's her name
Person 2: oh her, her name is montana,but you'll never have a chance with a girl like her
by Billy Bob12345678901010 November 13, 2016
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Slap Any Pussy Nigga or Bitch That Gets Outta Line .. Don't Never Run, But Always Running Shit .. Pull Up To The Scene With His Ceiling Missing .. Da Fucking Baddest!
Do You Know Montana? Yes, He Is Da Baddest!
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Montana

A state that does not exist geographically, but as a state of being. Often used by people to as an alternate word to describe their otherwise saddening lives, i.e.: state of depression, denial, self loathing, etc.
Stranger: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Sad Stranger: "I'm from Montana."
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A place where men are men and sheep are scared
"Grab the duct tape, Ned's comin' with the velcro gloves again!" - a daily quote by every sheep on Ned's farm in Montana
by MAC DADDY K August 15, 2007
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