Menstrage

Menstrual Outrage: The type of outrage that would be exhibited by a woman who is suffering from PMS. This outrage can be accompanied by crying, screaming, nagging, complaining, throwing of objects and much, much more.

Tom: Sally, dear, you look a bit under the weather.

Sally: Do I look sick to you?! Huh?! Huh?! You don't think I'm sexy any more!

*Crash*

Tom: Okay, okay, don't have a menstrage.

by JS-The-Man February 22, 2008

monstruating

That time of the month when a woman turns into a monster for a few days. Everyone should avoid her at this time or pay the price.

Jim: "What's wrong with Jill? She just about bit my head off after I said good morning!!"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"

by CoDoc June 17, 2014

manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

by YAWA October 3, 2021

Manstrating

When a man is in a shitty mood for an extended period of time. similar to a womans pms.

1st guy: I don't know whats wrong with that guy he's been in a shitty mood all week.

2nd guy: Yeah i guess hes manstrating.

by Douchebahg January 25, 2010

menstrattling

When you have sex with a girl on her period.

Carl was menstrattling Jess and it left a stain on his bed

by KYLE MF WHEELERZZZZ April 6, 2008

monstrangulous

An object, task or event that is so big or difficult that you know if you attempt to solve or tackle it , it will choke the shit out of you, leaving you in worse shape than when you started

-" Mr. President the natiional debt is just too monstrangulous to do anything about it"

-"Dude, your t.v. is monstrangulous, it will never fit down the basement stairs"

by Bryan Tinsley April 5, 2008

menstragenta

The color of menstral fluid mixed with lubricant. Not to be confused with Menstraspinx, which is a combination of Mentral fluid and lube, not the color.

Andrew "I fucked the shit out of that bahemouth from the DC...bitch was tight!"

Matt "Dude...was she menstragenta?"

by Captain Duder January 16, 2009