aggressive monogamy

A type of monogamy, practiced by swingers - who are trying to hide the fact that they are swingers - because they built their entire persona around being in a traditional monogamous relationship.
He kept saying that he was practicing aggressive monogamy, while his wife was in the bedroom getting railed by his best friend.
by PugsAreAnAbominationToGod June 07, 2024
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Monogamy

That some monogamy bullshit
by DucklyMcFU June 19, 2023
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Monogamy

It just doesn't work unless your cock is fat or you sequester the woman.
Hym "So, since monogamy doesn't work, what other options are there? Prostitution. Literally the only other option."
by Hym Iam August 08, 2024
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Bi-monogamy

Basically polyamory, but for when a bisexual person prefers only one male partner and one female partner. Once achieved, their polycule feels complete.
Look at Karly in her loving partnership with her husband and her girlfriend! Her bi-monogamy polycule is complete!
by unintelligible gibberish February 18, 2023
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