Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them
I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts
by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021

Bollock molestor
by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

by Geraint April 16, 2004

Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
by scodder June 1, 2010

by Jokeynutblast December 13, 2016

Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.
by GotShh? July 6, 2014

At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.
by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009
