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Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them
I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts
by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021
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Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor
Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others
by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003
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roast monkey nuts

Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.

We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.
by scodder June 1, 2010
mugGet the roast monkey nutsmug.

Monkey Nut Blast

When you nut inside her and its over powered
Oh Shit; I just Monkey Nut blasted all over!
by Jokeynutblast December 13, 2016
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got them monkey nuts

Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.
by GotShh? July 6, 2014
mugGet the got them monkey nutsmug.

fuck a monkey's nut

It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.
At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.
by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009
mugGet the fuck a monkey's nutmug.

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