Definitions by Piscean37
Monkey nuts
monkey nuts (noun; singular or plural) — A term of endearment for one or more beloved cats, especially when they are being adorable, ridiculous, mischievous, irritating, or some combination thereof. Meaning is heavily dependent upon tone.
The important linguistic feature is that being called a monkey nut is never actually an insult. Even at maximum exasperation, the underlying meaning remains: you little asshole, I adore you.
The important linguistic feature is that being called a monkey nut is never actually an insult. Even at maximum exasperation, the underlying meaning remains: you little asshole, I adore you.
Example: “I love these four monkey nuts more than anything, but one of these motherfuckers just knocked my drink over.”
Monkey nuts by Piscean37 September 16, 2026
