Monkey Doer

A term descrbing one who follows the crowd. Take on the phrase "Monkey See Monkey Do"

Chuck: Hey Bart, the latest hot trend is eating fried rabbit turds! You want to join everybody else and go get some?

Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.

by knockanutt September 6, 2014

Monkey Dog

Monkey dog is a saying that defines a person that is a monkey and a dog

It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at

Darn that guy is a real monkey dog.

MONKEY DOG!!!!!!

meow

by AdHtheGOAT April 20, 2025

Do Hard Money

Do Hard Money is a loan and private money lender that provides short-term funding for real estate investors.

Real Estate Investor 1: I'm looking into flipping a home but don't have enough money to do it.

Real Estate Investor 2: Hey man have you heard of Do Hard Money?

Real Estate Investor 1: No, I haven't.

Real Estate Investor 2: So, they can hook you up with a hard money loan if you really want to flip this house.

by Gary Vee May 13, 2019

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

doose monkey

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.

In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.

by Jereboam November 20, 2010

double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009

doss-monkey

An absolute idiot

What are you doing you fucking doss-monkey

by SublimeLime69 March 3, 2021