Mokey is a dumbass version of the one and only Mickey Mouse!(however I personally like Mokey more) the meth filled mouse was created by an animator on YouTube by the name of Sr Pelo. Go check him out!
Mommie: ITS NOT CHRISTMAS MOKEY!!! ITS NOT CHRISTMAAAAAAASSS!!!
by Hehe boi January 10, 2022
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Mokey is a short slang word for d*mb b*stard or for someone who isn’t all there in the head.
Person 1: G should we drink and drive?.

Person 2: No you mokey.
by AttaBei August 12, 2023
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some say he's a cat others say he's a dog but no one truly knows what he is. His goal? to get a cat
"MOK" - Ved and everyone else
mokey D lokey the best cat dog or something
by mokdlok June 7, 2022
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Something that is so slow that it is as effective as a person that has just smoked Marijuana and is starving when having munchies.
by Doc know it all May 2, 2023
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"Darkness Reigns" in some language spoken by 17 people.
Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey !
by Maybeyline May 30, 2018
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