maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals.

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two peas, more like!!!

by Honeybunch September 15, 2008

Mogganaut

Large band wagon, driven by Tony Mowbray. Stopping to pick up more Boro fans on a journey away from the brink, towards the promised land of the Premier Leauge. Just like 1986.

Guy #1 "What's the quickest way to get to the Premier League?"

Guy #2 "You're best getting the Mogganaut"

by Lawro September 19, 2011

Maggot at Top Park

Getting drunk at the park located just behind Byron Bay main beach.

Ohhh dude, I was so maggot at top park last night, I got 7 chicks before the police turned up aye lad..

by maggotattoppark January 3, 2012

mogolovonio

The feeling of bad toms incoming

Saness! Due u wana hav ah bad mogolovonio tom?!?!!?

by Xx_lolololololololololol_xX October 24, 2018

cheesey maggot cock

a small penis that smells or is covered in cheese

Errr Liam has a cheesey maggot cock

by crunter May 4, 2010

Maggoted

When an individual becomes so drunk/stoned they cant feel themself and dont feel pain/ or just to the point where they pass out or throw up.

*doing* "I just want to go the the pub and get Maggoted"
*question* "Wanna get Maggoted?"
*expression* "Fuck! you were Maggoted!"

by Benny1988 April 14, 2006

moggy

the english slang for the word cat.

"look at that wet moggy"

by casting_shadows May 3, 2006