Rees-Mogg

A Rees-Mogg is the compound unit of stiffness and length derived from the factors required to clear the waterline of a toilet bowl.

I can't get it to flush. It must be at least two Rees-Moggs.

by DreamIntoVoid September 18, 2022

mogg

an unknown word created by a group of hot men in their quest to not only discover the meaning of the word’s existence, but also their own.

the boys were mogging

by yungdripper February 28, 2021

moggs

To pontificate total bollocks in a poncy voice, aka aristo-splaining.

Such as; "He moggs all day long on how the lower classes need to appreciate how lucky they are to have the opportunity to lick his boot."

by maanro October 12, 2022

Mogg

A brush used to clean and/or unblock toilets

“Mum, the toilet is blocked”

“Use your Mogg to unblock it, it’s already covered in crap and only good for one purpose”

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“I’m looking for something to clean my toilet with”

“What you need is a Mogg, madam. They come in white, old white, whiter than white so you can really see the crap on them”

by Jacob reese mogg’s mum March 28, 2022

mogg

alex's favourite food

matt-hey alex...lets go grab tacos
alex- no matt....im hungry for mogg
kat- yer...im the moggee
matt-ok then....you may kiss my shoe now alex
alex- ok....*kiss*

by afro turtle September 22, 2003