Missus

Term meaning ,,wife''.
I should better get home to the missus,or else she is gonna kill me if I don't come earlier.
by Toa Pohatu March 18, 2017
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Missus Mummy

A dominant queen of the 1950's, member of Barkada and the leader of the Crossroad Demons. Being a Pie Lover, she is not only a sweetheart but also a YANDERE Dommy Mommy Waifu for Laifu at heart. Just... Please do not piss her off... or call her mother... it will not end well......

Since she is a demon is it required that you shall have to sacrifice your heart or sell your soul to her... This is not a question. Pick your poison.
Person 1 - Ayo bro, you excited to see Missus Mummy's Twitch Stream?
Person 2 - Oh hell yeah! Mumsy so skibidi and very demure.
Person 1 - Very mindful.
by ValdoDaSnail Official January 04, 2025
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Missue

An issue or problem that is unique to male members of the species homo sapiens
Guy 1: My girl constantly complains about my small dick.
Guy 2: Damn dude, that’s a serious missue you got there.
by SomeBoyNamedSue December 06, 2018
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Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020
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