Oops Zat Was Not Medicine

A German exclamation used when you were healing a Heavy and accidentally swap the medicine with Demoman's scrumpy expired 9 years ago. The alcohol poisoning kills Heavy. You lose your medical license after. Now you live the life of a Medic who heals without permits. But you know that you have many more to come. It's time to heal.

danke shoen! da-da! danke shoen!

Oops Zat was not medicine. Went as planned. Another medical case solved!

by MountainBug April 22, 2021

Edison medicine

Noun - The application of the Tazer, or any similar electrically-based weapon

There's nothing like a little Edison medicine to disable a combative suspect.

by Steve M--------- January 9, 2008

medicine man

A man in his 60s with dark curly hair that attends every single concert in the tampa bay area.

You see that badass with the body glove shirt that's completely shitfaced? That's the medicine man.

by jmarie1437 June 10, 2014

Medicine Balling

verb.

i) slang for reverse cowgirl *with a twist*

ii) When a a woman is performing the reverse cowgirl on an obese or largely bellied (see also; beer belly) man and uses the elasticity of the man's stomach to assist the bouncing motion like when sitting on a medicine ball.

I was medicine balling austin so hard last night, my abs are rock hard now

by TFKbaby January 7, 2019

The medicines act 1968

An act of parliament of the United Kingdom governing the manufacture and supply of medicines. It is designed to prevent pharmacists from treating patients and to significantly hinder the process of dispensing medication.

sorry Mr Smith, due to the Medicines Act 1968, I cannot give you any antibiotics unless you have a prescription, despite the fact that you have a life threatening bacterial infection.

by Farringtoodle May 26, 2011

Banana medicine

The opposite of Buckleys. It tastes great, but doesn't work.

"Man, this banana medicine tastes fucking fantastic. Too bad I'm nearly done the bottle and remain to have a fucking cold."

by AlphabetMcFuckit January 2, 2012

Chinese Medicine Ball Twist

Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.

Last night, I gave my boyfriend the best Chinese Medicine Ball Twist; he was screaming for hours!

by Dominatrices May 8, 2009