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White Middle Aged Australians

The arrognat arseholes who whinge about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can find. They are rude to people who least deserve it and not the ones who do. They think they can do whatever they like and piss off younger generations around them by being complete know-it-all douche bags and telling them what to do.
Pack of some old fuck 50 something White Middle Aged Australians: "It's too cold", "It's too hot," "The sun is too bright", "it's too dark," "this meal is shit," "do this", "do that."

Me: "Blow my pussy"

Something always has to be wrong
by Trittrott November 7, 2010
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Peri middle-aged

I just turned 55, but I'm really just peri middle-aged
by Satchel Paige 1965! December 3, 2025
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Muddle aged

the state of being middle aged, with the confusion and forgetfulness that accompanies it
Man, it totally sucks being muddle aged--I can't remember anything any more.
by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver August 21, 2009
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All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
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