Manly Metrosexual

a male that has metro sexual tendencies but still participates in "Macho" male activities. He cares about his looks and will make sure during the "macho" activities they don't get messed up too much, but also isn't afraid to get a little dirty.

Person 1- You are a Manly Metrosexual Tyler.
Person 2- Whatever, I'm not metrosexual just care about my looks. I'm a man!
Person 1- Exactly.

by HollyBabe May 4, 2010

metrosurf

a game in which people stand in the isles of a moving metro. you must keep your balance. if you fall you are out. the last person standing is the winner.

"you should have seen the look on the faces of those people as they watched us metrosurf."
"i totally won when holly fell when the metro came to a stop."

by simply a stranger October 24, 2007

METROSEXICAN

A young, over-sexed Mexican American who lives in an urban area.

"Yeah, we were at this latin club, and all night we were being stalked by this nasty metrosexican dude who had on waaaay too much cologne.

by Tara Rios November 24, 2005

metrosectional

A man who has the qualities of a metrosexual yet spends most of his time on the sofa.

Despite his refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, and knowledge of food, art, and culture, Anthony won’t get off the couch... he’s becoming metrosectional.

by sulfrikn August 7, 2008

Metrostar

Somebody from New Jersey or New York.

Andrew: Hey! Where are you from Kyle?
Kyle: New Jersey, why?
Andrew: Oh okay, you're a metrostar.

by Swetnam April 19, 2011

metrosexual

A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.

Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.

by Eric KC D. May 9, 2005

metroskank

a sterotypically trailer-dwelling man who has generally low hygene but still attempts to look clean by wearing metrosexual apparel

Sam: Did you see Seth walking out of Wal-Mart today with a bag of cheap-ass hair products and some led-based pink polo teeshirts?

Matt: Yeah dude, that kid is such a metroskank.

by m. sick December 29, 2007